From the Black Book of Quotes. May.
Ethan: Mum, so when you turn 38, will you be going to a Nursing Home?
Mum: ????
Ethan: I am 6, Maddie is 3, and Sam is 0. Not old enough to be a Pest.
Mum: (I never call my children pests!!) : /
Sammy wearing a lovely blue & white striped Bonds Wondersuit.
Ethan: Mum, why is Sam in a tea towel?
Mum: Maddie, go and put some socks on please.
Maddie: But Mum, there's only 1, 1, 1, 1, 1... (meaning no pairs, only 1 of each sock in drawer).
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